Tuesday, July 12, 2011

A policeman pulled me over as I was driving down the street in my cherry-red hoveround and asked me to take a?

sobriety test. After performing some silly "touch your nose" and "walk this line" stunts, he determined that I was not fit to drive. My breathalyzer test said I was .6. I don't drink but do use a lot of hand sanitzer. Can I get a DUI from driving a hoveround while "intoxicated" from hand-sanitizer? I swear, I had nothing to drink that day. As God is my witness, I'm telling the truth.

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